DON'T CHA...which this song was never sung?

For those of you who listen to the radio, ever have on MTV or some other way have heard the "Pussy-Cat Dolls" song Don't Cha, you know what I am talking about. It's stupid, and it's catchy. And I made the mistake of thinking it would be a funny way to pick on Tom while we were on the phone if I started to sing the chorus. I figured he would find it...annoying and silly, like I do, and would pretty much command that I stop singing stupid songs to him or he would hang up, at which point I was going to start singing at a much higher volume for about two more seconds right before I stopped. Why these ideas go through my head, I may never know. But it backfired when he found the song hilarious and decided that he and Ben need to do a rock and roll cover of it. Well. That wiped the smile right off my face. Not that it won't be hilarious to hear their version of the song, but I don't need any more help having annoying songs stick in my brain. If only it were that easy to remember all the rules and tenses of Spanish and the boring notes I take in Biology...not that my bio teacher is boring-quite the opposite. But anyway, the point is that this song is getting in the way of me and my life. I can't quit singing "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" *sigh*....I'll just post the lyrics and let you see why it's so stupid for yourself....

Don't Cha

Oh, baby dolls

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha , baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me, you aint blind [2x]

See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend your'e secret is safe with me

[Chorus]
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

This version of the song is a bit milder than the one with the f-bomb in it, but I assume the worse one is the version they have featuring Busta Rhymes. Oh my head. Funny story: One of my sorority sisters is in a class with a gay guy, and the other day in class he was singing a variation of this song..."Don't cha wish your BOYFRIEND was hot like me? Don't cha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me? Don't Cha Don't cha?" haha

This song is officially driving me crazy.
~Megs